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city living tip #157

tip number one-hundred-and-fifty-seven: fire drills are the perfect time for the universe to drop a bomb on your life, don't panic, stop drop and roll, and get yourself a tea

-you're already in a funk time to make it worse

-facetime and rant

-get cut off with a fire drill

-the minute you step outside the world will collapse

-scream in the streets, it's new york it's acceptable

-get yourself tea

-scream with the tea

-scream at your phone

-take an angry shower

-go to sleep and let the sleep ease your mind

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life advice from a small town girl living in the big city

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