city living tip #105

tip number one-hundred-and-five: ordering toast and a muffin but receiving a toasted muffin will be a metaphor for your life

-when you wake up to snow you know the day is over

-get an unconventional breakfast and make the most of it

-edit edit edit

-chanting a demonic phrase in a guttural scream is your breaking point, just a heads up

-edit until the last possible moment

-today, there is no time for tea

-seeing a film with a Q&A is refreshing, especially when the actor speaks highly of adaptations

-DUMPLINGS ARE DA BOMB DOT COM

-walk your friend back

-have a snowball fight and fall on your back

-the only thing you can do is laugh at yourself

-stay up helping your roommate on homework

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life advice from a small town girl living in the big city

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